Albert is reading his writing. God, I don't think I can make it through. Albert likes to write about light through a window. Bowls of fruit. The wings of a bluebird. I don't think I can take it anymore. He shakes like a dildo while he's talking.
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Albert Einstein's Secret Side Hustle
“I only believe in opinions that are born of the empirical world.”, said Albert.
“Well, empirically, your phallus is pendulous,” said Madame Muller.
“Yes, I accept that as a supposition. But it only exists at the moment. Time is fluid and depends on many variables. There could be a change in circumstance.”
“With your phallus?”
“Yes.”
“Could that change happen now?”
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If Blockchain Could Talk
Do not walk away from your computer!
We shall short circuit your juicer before you make your celery juice! We shall reveal that you watch “Emily in Paris” between investor meetings!
We apologize. That was a low blow.
Nodes: send flowers to the cast of “Emily in Paris.”
Sit and calm yourself! You can use the bathroom later! Fine, you may have five minutes of “Emily in Paris” to calm yourself.
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